Twenty quid with a hooker

October 25, 2018 at 3:54 PM
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty quid," she says. He decides what the hell it's only twenty quid.

 

They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."