They always leave the babies with these losers because in their world getting banged from these guys is more important than their own babies. This happens every day.
autobiography - a collection of tall tales, fibs, squibs, and white lies tacked together by the 'hero' to make him appear so - the sort of book written solely for one's personal amusement to correct a few inconsistencies, apologise after the facts, convince themselves the situation was always under their control and owed nothing to chance
Beware the autobog composed by successful businessmen, as much those scrawled on paper napkins by raconteurs, those only to be published immedately after the author's death (the longer the wait the better), and especially the never-should-be-published corrective fiction of ex-politicians
Considering how popular the genre has become amongst the self-important self-authoritative self-indulgent, it's surprising that anyone still reads, believes and cites them
Grasshopper - not much to fear alone, but upon assembling for the Grasshopper Annual Feast they have stomachs a thousand times larger than their bug-eyes and will merrily eat everything not nailed down
In many African villages they are regarded as Gods of Abundance in both number and protein. Dipped in honey they are disproportionately more nutritious and appetising than any equivalent amount of failed crops