May 21, 2019 at 3:22 PM

They always leave the babies with these losers because in their world getting banged from these guys is more important than their own babies. This happens every day.

May 21, 2019 at 3:20 PM

DID YOU....Well May I Suggest....You Get Up Off Your Miserable....Boney Ass....And Get Them Back........NOW...

DUDE.......Where Did I Park My "Nuke Equipped"...."Laser Tracking".

May 21, 2019 at 3:15 PM

autobiography - a collection of tall tales, fibs, squibs, and white lies tacked together by the 'hero' to make him appear so - the sort of book written solely for one's personal amusement to correct a few inconsistencies, apologise after the facts, convince themselves the situation was always under their control and owed nothing to chance

Beware the autobog composed by successful businessmen, as much those scrawled on paper napkins by raconteurs, those only to be published immedately after the author's death (the longer the wait the better), and especially the never-should-be-published corrective fiction of ex-politicians

Considering how popular the genre has become amongst the self-important self-authoritative self-indulgent, it's surprising that anyone still reads, believes and cites them

navel gazing

May 20, 2019 at 12:43 AM

“Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.”

May 20, 2019 at 12:41 AM

I tip waiters/bartenders, food delivery drivers, my hairdresser, Lyft drivers...that might be it. I don't put money into tip jars.

May 20, 2019 at 12:20 AM

Office Christmas Party

May 20, 2019 at 12:18 AM

Putting on top of your cake.

where have all the abjo's gone?

May 19, 2019 at 10:51 PM
Homicide - Logic FT Eminem
May 19, 2019 at 10:49 PM

holds your head on

What are Nettles good for ?

May 19, 2019 at 10:47 PM

Bibliography The great number of falsehoods you tell as to where you got the information you quote in your term paper, Master's Thesis, or Doctorate Thesis


May 19, 2019 at 10:28 AM

Child's mother had to know this guy has issues. .. . Why did she leave the baby with him?

May 19, 2019 at 10:26 AM

Grasshopper - not much to fear alone, but upon assembling for the Grasshopper Annual Feast they have stomachs a thousand times larger than their bug-eyes and will merrily eat everything not nailed down

In many African villages they are regarded as Gods of Abundance in both number and protein. Dipped in honey they are disproportionately more nutritious and appetising than any equivalent amount of failed crops