My Neighbor and His Snowblower

January 21, 2019 at 12:22 AM

My neighbor, right across the street from me, is out there with his snowblower and the noise is so loud, I wonder if he's blowing my property?

I told him nicely last year to please not snowblow my driveway as I like the exercise. Plus, I don't want to be obliged to him in any way and my driveway is a bunch of little rocks, I don't want the snowblower spewing rocks all over and possibly breaking a window or causing a hole in the side of the house.

And my other neighbor, the one I share the driveway with, grumpily shouted at me one day that he didn't want other people on our property, that HE would snowblow his side of the driveway.

I can hear the snowblower out there now. Not sure if he is blowing my property or if he's just doing his. Hopefully he doesn't do mine because then I will have to get MAD. Why can't he just listen and do what I asked and mind his own business?

 
January 21, 2019 at 12:11 AM

There's nothing like a serious fart for an answer.

How many raindrops are in one cup?

January 20, 2019 at 9:38 PM

Worst of the heat yet to come

January 20, 2019 at 9:23 PM

I feel like there are times when people in politics make power plays; obvious moves for their own benefit that don't necessarily consider the interest of their constituents as much as benefiting their re-election.

 
January 20, 2019 at 9:12 PM

Magazine:- A publication that once held articles and stories but now is almost totally devoted to advertisements

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The Super Blood Wolf Moon - Eclipse 2019

January 20, 2019 at 8:49 PM

The total phase of this total lunar eclipse will be visible from North and South America, Europe and western Africa. Central and eastern Africa and Asia will see a partial eclipse of the Moon.

2.8 billion skywatchers will be able to see a trio of celestial events coincide from Sunday, January 20 into the early hours of Monday, January 21. The eclipse has been dubbed a Super Blood Wolf Moon. The total lunar eclipse is the only one of this decade and the next won’t appear before 2021.

The Super Blood Wolf Moon, will see the Sun, Earth and Moon aligned in a straight line in space.

The spectacular Full Moon will last for five hours in total and the straight line will block most of the light from the Sun in the process and cause a creepy crimson-copper colour over Earth.

Because the Moon will be at its closest point to Earth, it will look even bigger and brighter than usual, causing it to be also known as a Super Moon.

The somewhat strange phenomenon has given rise to a number of prophecies of doom.

Some Christian theorists have long associated Blood Moons with a bad omen and end of time prophecies found in the Bible.

Pastor Mark Biltz, founder of El Shaddai Ministries, believes the Blood Moon fulfils two prophecies – one from the Book of Joel and one from the Book of Zechariah in the Old Testament.

Joel 2:30-31 read: “The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the LORD come.”

The rare eclipse also falls on a crucially important date in the Hebrew calendar, the Jewish holiday of Tu B’Shevat.

The pastor said: “Jewish law requires two witnesses in order for the judgement to be complete.

“It says in Genesis that the Sun and Moon are signs of the times, not just that the days, months, and years are passing but they will signal when the times, the era, is changing.

“Two Blood Moons, both on the same day of the Hebrew calendar, are witnessing that the judgment has been passed and great things are about to happen.”

And while space enthusiasts enjoy the dazzling phenomenon, the pastor believe it could spark war in the Middle East.

The Pastor cited several passages in Zechariah (6, 1:7), Leviticus (19:23-25), and Revelations (6).

He noted this Super Wolf Blood Moon may not specially indicate the end of the world, but a war in the Middle East.

He said: “I’m not saying it is the end of the world or that anything will happen on the 20th.

“I am saying the patterns show this year could possibly bring a war to the Middle East but Israel will be victorious and we may see a declaration for the rebuilding of the Temple.”

 

 

 

January 20, 2019 at 8:34 PM

Dirty dancing

January 20, 2019 at 6:58 PM

Killswitch engage - quite distress

When you watch the news your not seeing republic and democratic portrayals

January 20, 2019 at 6:57 PM

When you are watching the news most people think they are getting both sides from the news one side republican the other democratic. This is not the case. What your actually seeing is democratic views and (“right wing”republican).

Not actual republican views, the reason being the perfect storm Abraham Lincoln full republican was on a roll freeing the slaves ect republicans were passing legislation quite easily. Then the perfect storm hit the depression - then the war and propaganda media started in both sides democratics jumped on it took control of the media and republicans started to get pushed into the corner after the war the democrats had control of media still and to smartly made a right wing republican format of news also . This continuous push and control pushed republicans into the corner no longer being able to pass their bills effectively the amount of legislation that should of continued after Lincoln s roll on effect republican after republican president harder n harder to pass legislation- which makes the public blame republicans. That’s why you’ll never see a republican show host push the limit to far as dems who control the media only portray right wing republican views.

January 20, 2019 at 6:54 PM

Quite distress - killswitch engage

January 20, 2019 at 6:52 PM

Granted, it's made of cardboard. And flesh eating bacteria.

I wish I'd get a witty reply to this.

January 20, 2019 at 4:19 PM

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